The Guru Assassin LMAO!

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2009-02-25T17:00:00.000-08:00

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The Guru Assassin Launches Today...

2009-01-29T06:44:00.000-08:00

At 12PM EST The Guru Assassin launches...

The Guru Assassin System Works For Everyone

* NO Product needed to start…

* NO Site needed to start…

* NO fancy computer skills needed…

* You DO NOT need to be an “expert” on anything to make a total killing…

When you watch The Guru Assassin video I think you'll see what I mean.

It’s true. This system has already helped many, many people without any “ninja skills” succeed…

Some of them were totally computer illiterate!

Like Melissa Scheering. Mother of 3, lived in a trailer, husband was getting laid off…

She made $2077 in under 8 days…

And she was totally computer illiterate. Listen to her incredible story about using The Guru Assassin to make money online.

And she's not the only one who started with no list, no website, no money and no clue.

So, What exactly is The Guru Assassin system?

TGA is the most complete online business building system you will ever find. Period.

What’s even more insane is that it works for advanced marketers as well as newbies…

* Because it actually is step-by-step…

* Because it’s as easy as copy/paste/drag/drop…

Today is the day. Make your decision. Keep doing what you're doing and blow thousands in bad "Guru Products"... or turn your life around right now.

It’s never been easier… try The Guru Assassin system, risk free, for a full 60 days and make up your mind.

The Guru Assassin Re-Invented...

2009-01-24T06:02:00.000-08:00

On January 29th, 2009 at 12 PM EST, Jonny Andrews will be launching The Guru Assassin.

No, that is not a typo! He is NOT re-launching The Guru Assassin.

This is a completely new product. This version of The Guru Assassin contains precise, simple video instructions to copy and paste a system for generating online money now.

The Guru Assassin-Urgent Update

2008-04-06T04:38:00.000-07:00

Since last month Jonny Andrews has been steadily blasting everyone with some of the most amazing, detailed how-to information I've has ever seen.

And today the program officially goes live.

But he's only letting 500 people in. Why? Because he's going to be working with them personally!

Did you miss the memo? Check out the videos, they have been re-posted about ½ way down the page.

The Guru Assassin is a complete video training system that is being called:”The Most Complete Online Business Building System Ever”

No, this is not some dorky eBook… this guy is actually tackling the problems almost every Internet marketer has. He even responds to his emails!

TGA has been designed to actually take a normal person from zero… and get them online and making money fast.

No, I’m not kidding… this has never been done before… check it out now…

On top of having step-by-step videos and swipe files, he’s also tossing in 30 days free in his Mentoring Membership. This is the hands on stuff you’ve been waiting for.

But he’s only letting 500 people in today. Take a look The Guru Assassin... quick…!!

You should also know this guy is NOT from the Internet Marketing world… he’s a guy who builds real businesses.

That means NO Hype… NO Fluff… And…He’s going to show the next 500 people who join…How TO GET IN THE NEWS!

Forget sending press releases... this guy is going to show you exactly how he landed in over 35 papers with just 1 email!

I’m not kidding… how to get your site on Radio, TV and in the Papers. This will go very, very fast.

Go now! See The Guru Assassin for yourself.

The Guru Assassin - Becoming the Resource

2008-04-03T05:59:00.000-07:00

The Guru Assassin contains over 12 hours of in depth videos. Fortunately, in Jonny's hands it's so much more than screenshots and slide shows! It's the most entertaining training I've ever seen.

This review is only going to cover one portion of The Guru Assassin. This video is a 37 minute section pulled right out of “Module X: Becoming The Resource”. Inside TGA you will find 3 of these, each a bit more powerful and simple than the last. This is pure online money making information.

Jonny demonstrates 4 ways to make $3000/month on autopilot, how to get other people to help make your product, and a way to build a massive list without even using an autoresponder.

All that in just 37 minutes! Plus, you will thoroughly understand the "how and why" for each action you are about to take.

Relax, you won't be making a huge cash investment or outsourcing anything. Almost everything you need can be acquired online at no cost. Your domain name and hosting will cost a small amount if you do not already have them.

It's not that I never thought of this tactic...

It's that I never knew it was so simple and inexpensive to implement. I certainly didn't consider all the opportunities for monetization!

Hurry over to the first video and opt-in to receive all the free information during the next few days. You could be making money from The Guru Assassin even before it is launched!

Have You Seen The Guru Assassin Video??

2008-03-29T04:45:00.000-07:00

I wrote you about The Guru Assassin video a few days ago and I want to make sure you saw it.

Here's what's up:

The guy doing the coaching is NOT a "Marketing Guru" ... and you've probably never heard of him.

But he *did* cut through over 16,000,000 competitors in less than 5 days and he’s showing you exactly how to fix your marketing !

I've been flooded with email since I sent this out. Everyone wants to know if I'm friends with him, or if I can get more info ...or if I have an "inside connection" or whatever.

The truth is ...

I'm just as hooked as you are!

I'd never heard of this guy in my life until a few days ago ...and ever since I saw the video, I've been anxiously awaiting more info.

The bottom line is, the entire Internet community is freaking out over this ...and for good reason.
After all, this "unknown dude" just put most of the Gurus to shame by actually showing you exactly…

…How To Do It…

…Where To Do It…

…What To Say When You Get There…

…What To Do Next…

And he came from a weird little niche that has nothing to do with "marketing".

Plus, he did this stuff without any JV partners, he didn't do a big launch, He didn’t spend $1000/day in Adwords… or blow a wad of money on any of those “new make money tricks” you’ve been seeing.

So how’d he do it?

You can see for yourself in The Guru Assassin video. You don't have to do anything to watch it. Just click "Play".

Oh Yeah... You know the 16 Million competitors? Well he shows you how that same little trick landed him like $220 in about 25 minutes…

So if you spread that over a normal work year…

That’s like a PROJECTED $366,080 per year!

Check out The Guru Assassin video right now!

The Guru Assassin Audio...

2008-03-25T12:53:00.000-07:00

I hope you watched The Guru Assassin video by the new kid Jonny Andrews.

Now, he’s done something else you might want to hear… and it’s just as unusual as the video!

THE REAL SCOOP BEHIND THE $23.8 MILLION IN 24 Hours…

The Guru Assassin presents a full, uncut 1 hour and 32 minute call he did with Charles Kirkland of SEO Code Breaker.

Nope, still nothing to buy. Sorry.

Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a guy like this who can actually connect back hair, base jumping and Debbie Gibson to Internet Marketing!

Don't miss this incredible content AND another sweet swipe file from The Guru Assassin!

The Guru Assassin Video

2008-03-14T07:52:00.000-07:00

The Guru Assassin is in pre-pre-launch! That means it's almost 4 weeks away.

Don't worry about a sales pitch, you won't see one. The Guru Assassin video is all about getting a sneak peak at what Jonny Andrews knows and deciding if his product is right for you.

By now you are thinking that maybe you didn't understand what the "LMAO" in the title stood for, right? Of course, you were right...laughing my a** off!!

This is a 58 minute coaching call video. You're not expecting this to be a barrel of laughs? Neither was I.

The Guru Assassin video is not just clever and funny. It contains plenty of information you can implement to improve your marketing business today.

After viewing the video you will have an opportunity to download the swipe file that he talks about. Of course it's all free!

Go ahead, laugh while you learn, watching The Guru Assassin video.